Banquet Waiter?

worked a day as a waiter, together with my sis, yunn teng, and nicole at KEC
some wedding dinner took place there

I was there early and i noticed something is wrong with the backdrop but dint know it was the names that are funny, untill yunnteng mention it.
lawl?

Edsion Chua <3 Cristine Goh

we checked the name in the wedding booklet on table, and this is what we saw

Edison Chua <3 Christine Goh

we were laughing our asses out that time
gosh, xia suay la... what kind of management is this?
the incharge's were also rushing for things and doing last minute work

and this bloody appearence of me tonight, letting the people assuming that im a malay, speaks to me in malay!
knnccb betul
i need to reply them in chinese baru mereka faham i bukan melayu.. sewel..

but one cun thing, a girl eyed on me and smile to me whole day... but only talks to me in the end
she calls me over to her and asked for my name etc..
secara tiba2 dan rawak, pompuan tu mengeluarkan teleponnya lalu tjk i gamba ex dye.. tp tu nmpk cam muke i je!!!
rambut, mata, badan, WARNA KULIT!! semua sama..
tapi pompuan melayu la -.-

guess i know someone out there who was suppose to be my twins brother, splited up with me or maybe he came from the future? LOL

arrigato

the New "Moon"

Moon the bulan asyik abaikan keje saje...
demi yg x sepatutnye..

She asked me to contribute some ideas to her essay regarding PLKN does more good than harm.
I wrote something like this..

PLKN does more good than harm? Tell me about it.

Frankly speaking people are suffering from fear out there. Rape? Murder? VOODOO?? What’s the worst case scenario can you think of? That’s the incidents that show how poorly PLKN is managed and organized. Even parents have provoked to blast the camps off, due to dissatisfactory of PLKN. Thus, the trainers cannot be trusted as one of the trainers raped a girl trainee back in Setiu, Terengganu camp. “Wth?”More saddening part was the girl complaint once to one of the officers before, but she was ignored.

It is said that PLKN motivates people and educate them to be independent, as well as physical trainings which build your body and keeps them in a healthy state. TETAPI, all my friends who graduated from PLKN describe and story-tell the whole “excitement” wanabe trainings they had. From 10 push-ups to 5 star jumps, play catching, non tight gym schedule, and so on. 70% of the program is indoor classes! Is this NOT supposed to outdoor program similar to military activities? For god’s sake, can someone tell the government slaves to have a sneak peek on how Singapore runs their National Service program?

The students who are chosen to participate in this program is all randomly chosen! Isn’t it unfair for those who are not chosen, as the chosen ones are to experience the wrath of PLKN and not the others too? This is all bias! Everyone knows that Malaysian government is corrupted as anyone can get their name replaced with some unknown fellow with just a twitch of fingers under their table, I presume?

This is a program which not only wastes people’s precious golden time but also risking their lives attending this S**t!

Untuk tontonan umum, tidak sesuai dibaca oleh semua lapisan masyarakat.
18SG

Long Lost Sisters, ka?

bumped into some old friends of mine, Desiree and Debbie and got along with them for some road trip to midvalley, bangsar, toilet, MU, toilet, MCD, midvalley again...i think

somewhere in between we stopped at Arena Greens demi Desiree's apartment hunt.. so this is the place lar..

found one apartment which is facing the golf course, but this 2 latino's here are afraid that the landlord wouldnt want to rent out the unit to non-chinese.
(they are half chinese btw...)

Since Im almost color-alike with them, this intellectual Debbie suggested that I'm their brother for the day...to speak chinese with them proving that we are chinese ?
I dont even know if this make sense lol

and yeah, I did it.
so i went, chingy chingy chong chiong...ciu ciu tiao tiao...mou moou.. bo liao bo liao..xie xie tq come again..

wonderfully, suprisingly, beautifully some how the aunty beleives that I'm theor brother? wth lol

yenadei??
talevaddi...
:S

tq,
come again

Ayat-ayat Cinta 1101 (AAC 1101)

This is like my 5th attempt to watch Ayat-ayat Cinta..

The first four was like reading chinese comic book that I couldn't understand what in the world they are talking about. I had to make assumption on what they are trying to tell through the movement and reaction of each character.!

And all the four attempts before, lasted about only 10 minutes max of the show.
LAWL?

This time i tried finish watching the whole thing but I was about to give up again (Yes its because of the language!)

But what drove me on to continue watching was the appearence of the german turkish killer eye gal! Murdered me I tell you! This is also after the appearence of the hotter chick without tudung.

POOWWW~~~!!!

In the end, I dint really get the whole movie and I went for tutorial session with abg random yg kacak, fixx aka Gabriel =)

Ayat-ayat Cinta 1101, 6.0 Credit Points =.=

Persoalan : Bolehkah saya memperisterikan 2 isteri yg panas serta hot seperti watak utama itu?

Kantoi-ed Surprise =D

Yesterday was my birthday and the day just come and go just like other times. But a friend of mine (don't think she wants her name to be tagged here) called me up in the midnight and sang me a song she wrote!!

I recorded it through my phone without her knowing!
oh well, of course she did call me a few times since she kantoi the first few times (kononnya malu sambil ketawa terbahak2 lalu xleyh nyanyi - ganggang telepon tros).
- this is the song she wrote!

365 days for 19 years
best days worst days love and tears
broken hearts broken bones you live and learn
and now here you are and here i am
to say "hey you've made it through it all"
you fell you stood up you turned out strong
you brighten up my days
happy birthday dear
no matter what the road, how tough tomorrow may be
no matter how deep the pain, you've faced much worse than this
there'll always be a dawn
cos you know tht love will always keep you strong
and here you are and here i am
to say " hey you're loved each and every day"
you're beautiful and again,
happy birthday dear

...
click the link below to play it =)


19 years!
...

this was recorded from my phone, it may not sound clear
fyi : I was blushing all the way while you were singing!! Ms. Anonymous!

Oh, I was supposed to teman this C*a*C*b*iMo**erF**k*r, my bestfriend Teng F.U. to Midvalley to "buy some of his stuff". Nicely telling me to follow his car ride up BUT.....
last minute calling me and teh conversation goes something like this..

Teng F.u. : Har loo???
Song : Hey loo!! Wassup?
Teng F.u. : Dude, My mom suddenly need the car 2moro la.
Song :Eh, I drive u up la.. I got car.
(2 seconds silence...)
Teng F.u. : Can't la dei..In the morning i will send my mom to the clinic and after that my mom will drop me at Midvalley. Can you take the train up? I will send you home after that la..
Song : Nvm la dei, I can drive there, and then you can follow my car back lar..
(I was wondering how he's gonna send me home without a car. But i din bother or question him much coz I can drive up)
Teng F.u. : Oh so you driving up lar? ok ok..meet u there at 1.30 then..
Song : Oh alright.. see you then.

the event day..

While I was in the car on the way to the carpark in Midvalley, he rang..
Teng F.u. : Hey, where are you ar?
Song : Oh, I'm at the "jungle entrance" here but all the entrance seems to be blocked
Teng F.u. : Oh, I don't know why the Midvalley's parking are all closed..park at The Gardens. Its the same price with Midvalley. Level 6 alot of empty ones
*dang* - my brain shackles ( I was thinking if his mom drop him off at Midvalley, how in the world he knows about the parkings?)
Song : How come ar?Oh alright.. But how to get there ar?
secara tiba-tiba,
Teng F.u. : @$@$%^&$^!# ask the guard la, Im not sure
( He talks superly AK-47 style and i could only hear the last few words of his sentence. I smell somehting fishy going on already but 35 seconds later I didn't care less bout that)
Song : okok see you there.. meet you at the outdoor starbucks by the road ok?
Teng F.u. : OKOK!

20 miutes later
(really bad jam queuing into Gardens)

parked my car and went to Starbucks to meet him
but when i arrived there, I couldnt even see his shadow or smell his feet! (stinks like heaven).
I called him and ask his whereabout and he told me that he is in JUSCO and he is coming for me now.

he found me...10 minutes later

Teng F.u. : eh sorry dei, some guard directed me to dont know where.. got lost =(
Song : Chill la.. Wha....
(i was gonna ask him what he's gonna buy but he interupted)
Teng F.u. : You had yr lunch?
Song : Nope
Teng F.u. : Wanna makan 1st ar?
Song : ok anything la..where u wanna makan?
Teng F.u. : Wanna eat TonyRomas ar? (My pockets were screaming and my heart pumped 160hz! i was bout to hold his breath but he continued)
They got like some special offer now..RM16 one meal, buy 1 free 1.
Song : oh so one person RM8? ok lets go..

he walked in the fast pace untill TonyRomas and straight to a table..
I was stonned at the corner of the table staring at everyone who is at the table for like 5 seconds!

everyone was smiling at me n all la..and when i sat down, Ikin point to me the cake which is on the table (fixx put it there )
I was like, oh ok?
someone said "aiyo why put here, no suprise lar like tat" haha..
i forgotten who and Teng F.u. took it to the back and pass it to the waitress to put it in the fridge.

jit.ikin

arif

jeshen.jehan

lol

ceremony starts now

why am i smiling like that??

the TonyRoma's caroling lines

right after the singing I was SMACKED by Jit with the creams on the choc plate!

this is the choc plate! It's written "HAPPY BIRTHDAY. GO FUCK YOUR SELF"
wth
=.=

TonyRomas gave me some brownie with icecream as my birthday gift.
and look!! if you can zoom, my nose is still stained with the orange cream!

no wonder jehan is looking me at one kind ><

fix oh fix, camne dpt pompuan ni!

seriously i dont know what are they laughing at

I've receive presents from my friends but....

JON AND FIX GAVE ME THIS! IS THIS A PRESENT?????

this is a present but UNO PRINCESS VERSION!??
lol its from jehan btw =)

although this is a small group, but they made my day!
at least for now...

Zarra, Ernie, Noreen and Zul can't make it today, but
THANK YOU EVERYONE!

Singapore? Walaoeh So Far Liao Ah?

never been this early since don't know when...
once upon a time in china.... i guess?

woke up at 4 a.m., leave home at 5, reached border checkpoint at 9 smth, get lost on the way to Balestier Rd for 30 minutes?
Reached there almost 11 o'clock..

got my feet in my cuz's condo and POOPPPPPPP ..... straight to bed..

someone's stalking me when I'm asleep.
p/s : please lock your door when u are sleeping..

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DONT LOCK YOUR DOOR!
YOU GET RAPED!

Rach my cuz . JC my sis . me . Pokemon my sneaky bro

was walking along Orchard Rd., and i saw this.
"Bras Basah Rd"
can i get to cuci mata up ahead the road? kehehe..

splendidly well arranged coke tower..unlike the below

saw this spastic guy suffering trying to flip the pages over..
he goes "fooooooo~~", with his crouching tiger hidden dragon kungfu style, bending his back backwards avoiding the page to hit his chin!
damn.. he almost got owned by a book!

oh yeah.. i miss this =D

90% sale!!! siapa cepat dia dapat!!

but in the end of the day, wtf! F band broke again..
before this was in D's house, now here..
itulah takdir..

Merlion

Singapore, So Far Ah??

get to taste muffin baked by May & Choy...


YESSS!!! MAY CHOY!


i dont know how my cousins got them but yeah!, its from them


too bad i couldnt resist the tasty-ness of the cheesed top muffin that I swallowed the whole thing before even thinking bout taking pic of it.

May Choy

I know... they are not as pretty as it seems from the glamour rite?? sigh

Stupid VS Nerd

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murifd : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Sohainess, Not?

Seperti lain2 hari yang terlampau biasa...
buah fikiran elektronik ku yg sexy, iaitu Christie telah pendamkan dark secret gempak maksima orang ramai lamanya sudah..

jang jang jang...

time is the now to let all many many secret go in air swimming everywhere

presenting...

THE PICS OF SOHAINESS AND THE BETTER OFF ONES!










Sorry to all candidates in this posts..i just couldn't laugh while browsing through my pictures. So I decided to post them up.

Sorry again to the people who does not have their pictures here, because i couldn't find any appropriate ones for this post...especially the sohai-accidental pics lol

but not to worry, the author of this post will also be fair to the rest who got their face busted in the hands of the devil..
"muahahahahha", he laughed.

oh well..
Jon chose this pic of me as the fugliest
and the right side pic, Ikin said it's one of the better off ones.
so yeah =D
cheers!
hehe

but my top list of HOT STUFF!.....
ta daa!!

PLASENTA boy - mr.macho

enlarge and zoom out from the sohai pic,
YOU GOT THIS!

This is Not Stupid Shit, It's BIRD SHIT!

Suppose to pool at Asia Cafe (AC) and while on the way there, some lorry speeding cutting our toll lane and head straight marabahaya-ly to the Touch n Go lane..
hmmm.. I wonder how much lorry drivers earn nowadays, sudah maju ade sentuh n blah...

rich lorry bus3rd -.-

the arrival of WPN 3911 at the parking lot at AC. Shinny huh?

anyway we played, drink, chill etc...
and when we are getting our arse out of the place, walking towards the car...

FULAMAK!

I couldn't control my fast hands and fingers - it went down deep to my 6 feet under pocket and flip out my phone, setting it to camera mode...
and, KA-CHING!.
snap photo's of the lovely car non-stop sambil belacan laughing my ass out, saying "har. har. har."

AHHAHAH... JUST COULDN'T RESIST MY EVIL LAUGH and JUST KEEP SNAPPING PHOTOS!
har.har.har.har....

don't know why this cina is so proud the burung punya sai till taking sentimental pics there..

all the white stains on the car is not just random stupid shit stain, but BIRD SHIT!.
even when we are entering the car, we hear the gagak laughing to themself

burung gagak : "gakkk gakkkk....gakkk gakkkkk"
translation Bird language - English language : "haa haa... harr harrrr.."

can't kill those blardie burungs.. tried to throw stones at the burungs but end up smashed into someone's screen.
.
.
.
i hope it happens tho..

this should be the car's number plate..i think...since this car already went through alot of trials and tribulations eventhough the owner doesn't experience any with it yet LOL

drove home and teng fu wanna pressure spray the taik off

good car boy, but don't just stone there.. u gotta move boi.. shake shake, shake your booty


yes just like that!
never seen any chinese labor for quite some time..well, there is one here now

this car boy still need my assist afterall.. oh well..

gotta proud of my manpower and hardwork - glimmy shinny =D